The water cooler London muppet awards: 1st place
It’s the blog you’ve been hanging on the edge of your seats for, wondering who has been silly enough to be awarded first place in our “Water cooler London Muppet Awards” for ridiculous, water-related incidents that sports people have involved themselves in. Randy Moss, who, after being on the losing team during a 1999 American football playoff for the Minnesota Vikings, could not contain his frustration and thus squirted the referee in the face with his water bottle storms into first place. He soon found out this was not too good an idea-his doing this cost the League $40,000 and of course Moss himself was shamed.
We must reiterate that we cannot recommend taking ones frustration out on any water cooler, or with any water-squirting devises, as, quite frankly, you’ll land yourself in deeper water than when you started (ho ho). We hope these awards have at least shown you this.
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