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		<title>Water Delivery for G20 leader</title>
		<link>http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/2009/04/01/water-delivery-for-g20-leader/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Soft Touch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Water Delivery Company is proud to announce that we stepped in to ensure the comfort of the Korean Leader - Lee Myung-bak - during the current G20 meeting to save global capitalism. As twenty of the world&#8217;s leaders are meeting in London the water delivery company is spending its days avoiding the disruption caused by the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/water-coolers-to-g20-leader.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-180];player=img;"><img class="size-full wp-image-182 alignleft" title="water-coolers-to-g20-leader" src="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/water-coolers-to-g20-leader.jpg" alt="water-coolers-to-g20-leader" width="122" height="69" /></a>The Water Delivery Company is proud to announce that we stepped in to ensure the comfort of the Korean Leader - <a title="Lee Myung-bak" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Myung-bak" target="_blank">Lee Myung-bak</a> - during the current G20 meeting to save global capitalism. As twenty of the world&#8217;s leaders are meeting in London the water delivery company is spending its days avoiding the disruption caused by the demonstrators and ensuring that the leaders are not dehydrated.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/water-delivery-tolee-myung-bak.png" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-180];player=img;"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-183" title="water-delivery-tolee-myung-bak" src="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/water-delivery-tolee-myung-bak-225x300.png" alt="water-delivery-tolee-myung-bak" width="135" height="180" /></a>This morning our pre-arranged water cooler which was booked well in advance for the leader - <a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/index.php?id=zenith_bottled_water_cooler">The Zenith water cooler</a>- but the aides to the leader had not realised that Lee prefers a hot and cold water to a room temperature and cold water cooler. He likes to make tea from a water cooler! Really, we are not making this up.</p>
<p>So we received the phone call at 9.00am and were able to get a replacement hot and cold water cooler to the leaders temporary residence by 10.30. Anything to ensure that the G20 talks were not delayed by the hydration needs of an important leader.</p>
<p>We will know for the next time &#8211; and will be having a complimentary cooler sent to Korea as a gift from a UK company that cares.</p>
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		<title>Heard the one about the Holy Water?</title>
		<link>http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/2009/03/09/heard-the-one-about-the-water/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The office challenge? Find the funniest water related joke! To make a daunting task less overwhelming I start with my own jolly effort&#8230;. How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it! That cant be too hard to beat that..so over to the rest of you! Mike Sir Bobalots entry!: A [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The office challenge? Find the funniest <a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/index.php?id=our_water">water</a> related joke! To make a daunting task less overwhelming I start with my own jolly effort&#8230;.</p>
<p>How do you make Holy Water?<br />
You boil the hell out of it!</p>
<p>That cant be too hard to beat that..so over to the rest of you!</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p>Sir Bobalots entry!:</p>
<p>A man goes to his doctor because he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.<br />
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of <a href="http://http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/index.php?id=our_water">water</a>.”<br />
Alarmed at the amount of medicine he has been given to take, the man stammers, “Jeez, Doc, exactly what is my problem?”<br />
The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”</p>
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		<title>Celebrity Water Cooler Spotting &#8211; Joe Calzaghe</title>
		<link>http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/2009/02/27/celebrity-water-cooler-spotting-joe-calzaghe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[the water delivery company]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Water Delivery Company have eleven and more  vans out across London on a daily basis and a little incentive we offer all drivers is that if they can take a snap with a celebrity either by a water cooler or by their van then they are given a bonus. Drivers forget and we have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Water Delivery Company have eleven and more  vans out across London on a daily basis and a little incentive we offer all drivers is that if they can take a snap with a celebrity either by a water cooler or by their van then they are given a bonus. Drivers forget and we have surprisingly few photos &#8211; and less bonuses paid out unfortunately.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/the_water_delivery_company_joe_calzaghe.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-107];player=img;"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-108" title="the_water_delivery_company_joe_calzaghe" src="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/the_water_delivery_company_joe_calzaghe-300x225.jpg" alt="the_water_delivery_company_joe_calzaghe" width="300" height="225" /></a>However yesterday <a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/index.php?id=our_staff">Russell Smith</a> &#8211; one of our delivery execs &#8211; spotted and executed our find of the year. On his way to see Frank Warren in the courts of England <a href="http://www.calzaghe.com" target="_blank">Joe Calzaghe</a> was happy to pose for us &#8211; and even lift a few of our bottles.</p>
<p>There will be more in the future &#8211; but hopefully from a bonus point of view not too many.</p>
<p>Joe informed us that the <a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/index.php?id=zenith_bottled_water_cooler">Zenith Water cooler</a> was his personal favourite from our <a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/index.php?id=bottled_coolers">range of bottled water coolers</a>.</p>
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		<title>Dr Snuggles with water worries</title>
		<link>http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com/blog/2008/04/11/dr-snuggles-with-water-worries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old favourite cartoon for those of a certain age. Dr Snuggles with his concerns over running out of water &#8211; and how to deal with the problem. For any detailed information on Dr Snuggles please click the link over his name &#8211; and if you want details on how to avoid running out of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An old favourite cartoon for those of a certain age. Dr Snuggles with his concerns over running out of water &#8211; and how to deal with the problem.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BT38rbo5Eg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BT38rbo5Eg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">For any detailed information on <a href="http://www.doctorsnuggles.com/" target="_blank">Dr Snuggles</a> please click the link over his name &#8211; and if you want details on how to avoid running out of water please email contact@thewaterdeliverycompany.com or look at our website at <a href="http://www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com" target="_blank">www.thewaterdeliverycompany.com</a>.</p>
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