Water Cooler London stories: Part one

Never short of an amusing story or three to share whilst in the office, we thought we’d blog some of them for you in a new, two-part series that we affectionately call, “Water Cooler London Stories: Bonkers things people say”. Quite catchy, we’re sure you’ll agree. This week, we hear of how our Soph, whilst on the train on New Years Eve, couldn’t help but overhear a bizarre/amusing/enlightening conversation between two guys travelling to London Bridge from Balham on the 21:48. It went something like this:
Guy 1: If you could be any mammal, what would you be? 1…2…3..water cooler London eavesdrop on mammal chat 150x150 Water Cooler London stories: Part one
Guy 2: A blue whale, cos then I’d be the biggest.
G1: What about the killer whale, he’d still be able to kill you.
G2: Have you seen those videos of killer whales jumping on that man?
(sometime later)
G2: If you could be any nationality, what you be?
G1: Probably Australian, because I’d be the same as myself…only with a different accent. And a better tan…..what about you?
G2: Probably Manchunian.

So there we have it ladies and gents, our first instalment. If you liked that one, read again next week to find out some of the weird and wonderful things we’ve been eavesdropping on. NB: Please feel free to recount these stories around your own water cooler. Share the love, and all that.

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