Heard the one about the Holy Water?

The office challenge? Find the funniest water related joke! To make a daunting task less overwhelming I start with my own jolly effort….

How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it!

That cant be too hard to beat that..so over to the rest of you!

Mike

Sir Bobalots entry!:

A man goes to his doctor because he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.”
Alarmed at the amount of medicine he has been given to take, the man stammers, “Jeez, Doc, exactly what is my problem?”
The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

The Water Delivery Company